June 2012
That awkward moment when your life turns into a...
… And some bitch with a tacky-ass weave, has the balls to laugh at you.
I really don't think I'm any good at sex, and I'm...
Who's having a vocabulary-off with an ex-con? This...
Sand I think I’m winning… Which is something.
The air outside feels like warm silk.
Lord god... All this rain is making me snuggly.
I'm exhausted. I just want to snuggle.
I am trying my damnedest to refrain from texting him and telling him that.
I think I live in great fear of my purse being...
somehow, I've broken the disc drive on my mac.
and it’s possible I’ve infected it.
I. Am. Magic.
here's a thought I should've had a long time ago:
you don’t like my apartment?
DONT. COME. OVER.
My therapist and I were discussing my sexy issue and the stuff that makes me awesome. I think I’ve gotten to a place, albeit for the time being, where ‘great personality’ is a compliment to me and not a second place prize. Also, she listed “loyal” as one of my assets, which I’ve never really thought of before, but it sure was nice to hear her say it. I’d...
Thanks. Thanks for ignoring me...
… to be sung to the tune of “Sweep Up The Memories”
May 2012
What exactly is the protocol for letting the...
‘cause, god help me, I might snap someone’s neck.
I get lonely, and then angry because I'm lonely
Because there are some great guys in my life who just keep jerking me around and I really don’t like it. At all. I don’t get why it’s so hard for people to just get over their crap and be friendly and kind and, y’know, care. I need someone to care about me. Please.
I wish I had something stable and caring around.
It's a shame there's not an app for this:
I was looking at myself in the mirror while I was washing my hands, and I looked so beautiful. If I took a pic, my skin would be lack luster, my face fat, my hair frizzy… but I am beautiful. Renaissance-like.
Maybe there no need for me to be upset about not being tiny and smiley; I am something different from the other girls here. Something just as awe-inspiring. I’m not a quick...
Ya know what?
Just fuck all of you.
I don’t need your approval anymore. I don’t need your validation.
I’m not cute, I eat cute for fucking lunch… And I’m hungry.
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So, I just got in trouble for telling someone at...
So, yea, my day’s off to an angry and insulted start.
So, here's the current state of things:
I’m fresh out of rehearsal and… …we’re making Lady M very sexual, which I totally agree with. If I were directing I’d be doing the same thing he is, saying pretty much the same things, only I’m not directing, I’m acting, and I’m now having to pseudo masturbate onstage, which is definitely a first for me.
I’m uncomfortable because I don’t...
So, I probably wouldn't be so fat if I didn't eat...
But, I mean, come on… Onion rings.
Tumblr, there's some weird stuff coming up here,...
yup, shoulda taken a nap...
Oh, me? I'm just making audio tracks to help me...
No biggie.
I really like this guy, obviously and...
but he’s so… wierd. he’s so hot and cold.
he doesn’t talk for the better part of a day, he keep throwing this ‘target’ incident in my face, mocking me for drunkenly texting that I wished he could hold me (yes, I know, not one of my better moments, but still), making assumptions about my income based off my car and my aparment…
But then he does talk and...
I like that he likes me.
I just wish he was sane.
Fuck. Just fuck.
I’m tired.
I’m tired of no one telling me I’m pretty. I’m tired of wanting these jackasses who don’t appreciate how awesome I am, ask me to pay for everything, make me feel less than sparkly and use me. I’m tired of being lonely. I’m tired of feeling under-appreciated and under-valued. I’m tired I’d being the rule, not...
no. no, fuck no.
True story: I do not second-in-command very well.
WatchSo, this is what some people I graduated from college with are doing with their lives.
Dear asshole
I am very glad I ‘flipped out, barked at you and bolted’ at target the other day. Your reactions to all of this have been illuminating, to say the least. I’m glad this happened now and not a few mo the down the line, when I’d really like you and be blind to what a manipulative, care-less douchebag you are.
I'm watching Mamma Mia and missing my dad.
So, for those of you unaware, I had a fella for a whiz-bang of a second and am now single. I hurt his feelings, apologized and explained what happened. He’s not speaking to me.
I’m angry and hurt enough to declaim loudly that it’s his loss, and I’m just at that point of drinking and loneliness when I want to start texting him, asking why he’s such a pussy he...
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dear McDonald's drive thru employee:
I’m actually glad that you mistook my diet coke for regular coke tonight. I need the hard stuff right now.
i'm too drunk to care that he left;
‘cause seriously? fuck men. I make MAD money. I’m buying a Sybian.
We're a go on operation DickSledge
Best name ever? Orestes Destrade.
Ok. Maybe he's not an asshole...