January 2012
Socially awkward?
You bet I am.
… in other news, if someone doesn’t shut these dogs up, I’m going to sit in the car until mom’s ready to go.
Oh yea, did I mention that I’m here with my mom? Yup. Big ol’ win tonight.
Oh, my new year's?
I’m just here at a party I wasn’t invited to and not expected at, surrounded by strangers and dogs that won’t. stop. barking.
Happy New Year’s, y’all.
December 2011
Dear Slueth's...
If I’m drunk, I don’t care what slutty, life-toppling, blondes you let in.
Bring it, bitch!
Tonight I’m doing one of those things that ultimately won’t matter, but at the moment I’m petrified.
I wish my exes lived in Texas...
It's 8:50
I was supposed to meet coworkers for Christmas dinner at 8.
Pissed? You bet I am.
Ya know what sucks?
When the cops take your license away when it’s suspended. If there’s ever a time you need a drink it’s then, and the fucking system has made sure that you’ll be dry as a bone throughout the entire process.
Not cool.
Cool.
Cool cool cool.
when I was in high school, my cousin lived with us for about a year or so. She had the same name as three of my friends, so we called her “24” because she was 24 years old. What can I say, we were clever.
24 was smart. She was tall as I was and, despite what she said, thin. Not waifishly so, but she had a waist and well proportioned legs and she smoked- which I found urbane and...
