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themattsmith: “Now my imagination is pretty good, but there is NO WAY my brain would ever let me pretend I was doing anything but having shameful, depressing sex with a $600 tablet and fake vagina.” A New Low: iPad With Integrated Fleshlight Holder

themattsmith:

“Now my imagination is pretty good, but there is NO WAY my brain would ever let me pretend I was doing anything but having shameful, depressing sex with a $600 tablet and fake vagina.”

A New Low: iPad With Integrated Fleshlight Holder

Jan 23 2012 78 notes
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    This made me laugh so hard
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    Yes this thing is ludicrous. But calling the use of a fleshlight ‘shameful’ and ‘depressing’ is just continuing the...
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    WHAT. THE….. O_____O
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    “Now my imagination is pretty good, but there is NO WAY my brain would ever let me pretend I was doing anything but...
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