This is a picture I took whilst I was out running errands (read: buying my Iron Man phone case) at Walmart (judge all you want. I’m not swallowing this one too well, myself.)

This is Diana, Wonder Woman, in her uniform as a Star Sapphire. This is, perhaps, the most bizarre action figure of Wonder Woman for a mainstream retailer to carry. Mike’s Comics? Sure. Colosseum of Comics? You betcha. But believe it or not, those fine establishments only carry plain, ol’ red, white and pants-less WW- which they mark the hell up, thereby keeping me from owning her sweet, plastic-thighed, goodness.

What I’m trying to say here is, my birthday is in a month or so and I’d really like a Wonder Woman acton figure. 

But not this bullshit. Please. She’s an Amazon. Not a whore.

Thank you.