Today at work we got a new girl. She’s wonderful, a friend, cute little* thing and, of course, all of the guys here are tripping over themselves for her. I’m surprisingly not upset. I’m not jealous. This is a problem for me simply because my crews are all male and I’m having to battle larger than usual egos and shows of bravado just to get my job done.
On a similar note, we had a new guy start today. He’s been with us for about a year but this was his first official day as full time. I spent a decent chunk of time with him and for about 82% of that time, I just wanted to throw him in a back hallway and do terrible, sweaty things to him. Seriously, just typing this and thinking about it all is making my stomach churn and my chest flame up. No, it’s not indigestion, I just want to kiss someone really badly.
